I wanna bring you to show and tell
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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