thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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