biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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