Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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