i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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