i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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