She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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