Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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