I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
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