i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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