What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
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