So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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