I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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