he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
We are all done wearing pants today
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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