We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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