im about as happy as oj after his trial
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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