Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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