I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
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