So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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