We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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