Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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