That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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