If that was your dad, he is hot
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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