i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I think a kid would responsible me up
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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