Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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