I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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