So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
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