I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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