Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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