Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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