He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize