I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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