I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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