oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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