No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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