i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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