Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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