Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
You know, be my cock's hype man.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
