Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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