i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Holy shit dude........stairs
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