ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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