youre lurking in front of me
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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