You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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