I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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