i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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