i'm lost and i look like a hooker
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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