party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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