i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
This house was built for laser tag.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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