I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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