I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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